Britney, Donald

Britney Spears' hair is sold on e-Bay. Not to be outdone, Donald Trump has also listed his hair on e-bay -- under "exotic pets."

Britney Spears -- a train wreck with a single train.

Britney is so out of control, the judge decided to give the custody of her child to Michael Jackson.

Did you know that Donald Trump's hair...

• has formed an exploratory committee for 2008 presidential race?
• is eligible for tax deduction because it is listed as a "dependent" on his tax form?
• is listed on e-bay under "exotic pets"?