Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Hairy Prenups

Britney Spears' hair is put up for sale for a cool million dollars by her hair dresser -- which inspired a new article for celebrity prenuptial contracts: The hair. Celebrity attorneys are now working on nose clippings.

After Britney's hair was put on sale for a million dollars, Burt Reynolds had his toupee included in his prenup.

"Unsafe marriage" is a Hollywood marriage without a prenup -- more dangerous than unsafe sex.

(What an idea – Hair-a-Thon! Top 10 Celebrities shaving their heads and donating the e-bay proceeds of their hair to a worthy cause of their choice.)

Donald Trump signed a prenuptial with -- his own hair.

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