Tuesday, February 20, 2007

JetBlue

The U.S. Government has shut down Guantanamo and adopted a new detention policy -- each prisoner gets a ticket for a JetBlue flight.

Actor Ralph Fiennes has joined the "Mile-High Club" by making love to a stewardess on a Qantas flight. If he did it on JetBlue, he would have joined the "Tarmac Club."

JetBlue has officially changed its name to JetBlew.

Did you know that "JetBlue" means "Sits On Its Ass" in Cherokee?

JetBlue planes may have a problem leaving the ground but they are not the safest in the industry for nothing.

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