NASCAR and Satellite Radio

Have you watched the NASCAR Daytona 500? What a mess, with all those cars smashing into one another and killing off each other's chance to win. Reminded me of the Democrats in an election year.

The two satellite radio giants, Sirius (that owns the Howard Stern show) and XM (which features Oprah), have decided to merge into a single company. The new entity will offer "Howard's Porno DVD of the Month Club" and a new show called "Hoprah" in which best-selling authors and distinguished Harvard professors will strip buck naked.