Obama and Hillary

The Obama-Hillary rivalry is getting nasty. Hillary is mad that Obama has the better tailored pants.

Democrat Senator Barack Obama had a very successful fundraising dinner in Beverly Hills the other day. According to first reports, the Senator has raised 1.3 million dollars. But as it turns out, that was just the tip he left for the waitress.

Clintons are in big trouble because Hollywood has decided to support Obama. This spells disaster for Hillary's campaign finance and Bill's sex life.

Obama was the star of a $2,300 dollars-a-plate fundraiser in Beverly Hills. $2,300-a-plate… and that did not even cover the food. That's what I'd call "to be in touch with ordinary folks," don't you think? (Is this a cross-marketing trick inflicted upon the unsuspecting American public? I mean, Jim Carrey's new movie "Number 23" is opening in 2.3 days!)